Waking up after going under anesthesia is a pretty disorienting experience. In your mind, you just fell asleep — now, you’re full of chemical depressants in an unfamiliar room with weird beeping noises. Sounds like a college trip to Berlin!

While there are surely worse ways to wake up, it’s understandable that being in this position would result in you saying and doing some pretty weird things. This woman awoke from her surgery with a simple question: If you were going to knock me out anyway, why didn’t you just plump my tits up while I was out?