If you’ve ever been criticized by a French person for pronouncing words like “charcuterie” and “croissant” incorrectly, this is your official license to tell them to get bent.

Unlike speakers of most other languages, the French are pretty protective with how you pronounce things. Stumble your way through a sentence in Russian, and the Uzbek dude you’re talking to will be thankful you’re even making an attempt. Try to order a coffee in Paris and stumble on the pronunciation of s'il vous plait? You’re gonna get mocked to the high French heavens.

From now on, if you’re ever in such a situation, refer to this video — and tell those Frenchies you’d like your steak ah pwov cooked well done with a side of ketchup.