Nothing ruins a day at the beach like a floater.

The crisp waters of the ocean are a wonderful thing. Seeing this beauty, humans have done everything in their power to ruin it, whether that be by killing everything that swims in it or just straight up dumping garbage into its azure hues.

This lady encountered one of the worst things that you can while swimming. No, not a shark, something even more terrifying — a real, massive piece of shit.

Time to swim ashore, everyone!