Just to be clear, we realize this is fake. This comedian doesn't actually hate her kids. Or maybe she does. Or maybe she doesn't even have kids.

That being said, these two hit the nail on the head about what two dudes who have their own podcast sound like. And for the record, I hate podcasts. Celebrity podcasts, sports podcasts, live podcasts, just shut up about yourself for 5 minutes. You are not that important that people want to hear you talk.

This TikTok perfectly encapsulates the alpha male podcast host, and for that we thank these hustler moms.