As the financial world spent last summer in a panic over an impending recession, one exotic dancer knew damn well what was up long before any CNBC reporter or bank exec.

@botticellibimbo, a self-described “professional slut” and authority in “strippernomics,” per her Twitter bio, headed to the platform in May 2022 with a candid proclamation about the state of the global economy — we were already well into in a recession, no matter what the experts (refused to) say.

“The strip club is sadly a leading indicator and I can promise y’all we r in a recession lmao,” she tweeted last May, a tweet that has since gone viral for its accurate representation of 2022’s brief recession.

the strip club is sadly a leading indicator and i can promise y’all we r in a recession lmao

— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) May 19, 2022

More than a year later, @botticellibimbo, who is only the latest stripper to correctly predict global financial trends, is back with another take on the state of the economic marketplace, this time offering a rosier vision for our economy. “I’m fucking finance clients who I haven’t seen since 2021 again so things are looking up!” she wrote in a recent post to a follower questioning whether we were still in the recession she first told us about.

well. i’m fucking finance clients who i haven’t seen since 2021 again so things are looking up! https://t.co/Zz7PE9FfPb

— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) June 15, 2023

Naturally, her newfound following of finance bros were overjoyed to hear of this improved market. “My favorite indicator is bullish again,” wrote @Bonecondor, as @AndrewMusembi8 dubbed her the “best economic indicator of our time.”

Whether it’s about the economy or not, strippers really are the only ones willing to give us the naked truth.