If you go to Burning Man, you’re going to get dirty. That’s just a given — the festival takes place in the middle of the desert, and if you’re not satisfied having yourself and all of your belongings covered in dust, you can always just wait until there’s a rainstorm to leave you fully and utterly fucked.

That’s why some hand sanitizer would be welcome at the festival. Unfortunately for this year’s attendees, the dispenser they thought would be giving them nice, cleansing sanitizer was actually filled with mayonnaise.

Better luck next year!