If you get surgery, you need someone to take you there and back. Seems simple enough — but what if you don’t want to get blood all over your Civic? Or, what if the fascists working at Uber insist that you can’t let puss spill all over a newly-cleaned interior? I don’t want to be doing this either, but I have to get home to see how bad the new Star Wars show is!

In that case, you might want to call this woman. Dubbing herself the chauffeur of the “BBL Taxi,” this woman will lay out some pads and take you home from your surgery. She’ll also film it and post it online for reasons I cannot begin to understand. Who wouldn’t want to use her services after seeing videos like these?