We’re not at Rocket League levels yet, but we’re close. This is a sport called “Motoball,” where people play soccer while riding motorcycles. While this seems like something that only a country with an opioid problem could come up with, it’s apparently been around for quite some time, with its origins tracing back to motorcycle polo in the 1930s. Additionally, and unbelievably, some of the biggest motoball competitions are held in France.

I guess we just need to one-up them — how about *American* football on motorcycles? And to make it even more American, let’s give ‘em guns, too!