Your face, cooked fresh!

There’s a lot that can go wrong when you’re cooking. Usually, this just results in your food being kind of shitty, but in some cases, it means completely losing your eyebrows.

I don’t exactly know what you have to do to a pizza oven to cause this to happen, though some internet discussion says that steam can get trapped in the crust or toppings, leading to a pressure buildup that causes the whole thing to pop.

He had a whole pizza explode in his face, and I’m sure his manager’s still gonna get on his case about not having it delivered in a half hour.