He’s more calm than I would be after a bear attack.

According to this man, he’s just been bit by a bear, killed a bear and likely shot himself, all over the course of just a few minutes. You can get that message if you listen to his words, but if you can only hear his tone, he’s cool as a cucumber.

Yes, being calm in this situation is absolutely ideal, but still, it’s an impressive feat. Lesson learned: Stay away from bears, but if you’ve gotta get close, be chill.