What was your first legal drink?

Many Americans take their first drink long before they hit the age of 21. When the time comes to drink legally, then, a decision must be made — where are you going to go first?

For me, it was Applebee’s, where I got a Long Island Iced Tea and a piece of chicken that I swear to this day wasn’t actually made of meat. For this guy, the ideal location for his first drink was the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

He is thrilled about the possibility of him having his first legal drink there, even lining up several outfits to wear in the days approaching the drink.

Finally, drink day arrives — and he fucking hates it.