Lots of things are hard when you’re drunk. Driving, taking care of children — there’s a long list of activities that we as a society have decided that you probably shouldn’t do while intoxicated, no matter how much previous generations did these same things boozed to the gills.

These hammered women attempted the impossible for a drunk person: standing on an escalator. Soon, they came to realize why it’s important to hold onto the handrail while riding — and eat before you start pounding the White Claws.