Though all of our life's decisions have been — and will be — presided over by a tiny angel and devil duking it out on our shoulders, to presidential candidate and tin foil hat salesman, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., this process employs a few more invertebrates than the average Joe.

After all, why else — beyond literal brain worms — would anyone dump a bear carcass in New York City's Central Park, a feat the Commander-in-Chief confessed to in a now-viral video shared to his Twitter page on Sunday. 

But as the world grapples with RFK Jr.'s unexpected involvement in one of New York City's longest-running unsolved mysteries, one thing is certain: These memes will make you — and any parasitic worms living in your skull — laugh out loud. 

Here are the 25 funniest tweets of today, Monday, August 5, 2024.