There is so much back and forth in our daily lives that sometimes you want to hear from the best and the brightest: The people of Twitter.

Where else can you be reminded of important dates in pop culture like the day Ellen Degeneres was cooked by Dakota Johnson? Or be given automatic feedback about culinary concoctions that are an affront to God (why pickle bread why)?

Dive into some of these tweets and come out with less useful brain cells than you started with. You deserve it.