As Mary Poppins once said, it takes a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine to gown. But what better medicine is there than a nice collection of random pics and memes? If you really want to feel like yourself again, keep the sugar, kick the medicine, and add these rad randoms to your diet. 

When you're a kid, few gifts make you feel richer than those gold chocolate coins. Stack a few of those on top of one another and you'll feel like the king of your eight-year-old castle; eat a few and you'll never need to go to the bakery again. But once you're an adult, there might not be a worse sight. Why remind me of my childhood dreams of wealth when these shiny (tinfoil) gold chocolates don't even taste as good as Hershey's? Plus I have no money to buy them anyway. 

Speaking of little treats, have you ever tried to open a box of cake in the middle of the night while trying not to wake anybody up? Why is it that I lose all dexterity and sense of stealth when I actually need those skills to accomplish my task? And don't tell me it's because I'm drunk, I eat cake in the middle of the night all the time.