Of all life's unanswered philosophical questions — Why are we here? What is the meaning of it all? Did O.J. Simpson actually do it? — one burning, existential ask stands above the rest: Why do our printers refuse to spit out black-and-white images for a lack of cyan or yellow? 

Though the world — sans a few folks at Canon — may never get the answer to this question, there's one thing we know for certain: These randoms are absolutely hilarious.

From Shrek-themed desserts to the joys of laying down and phone time, here are 30 randoms to celebrate that it's Chewsday, innit.