"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; which is why I laugh at memes on company time."

Today is August 5, 2024, and you'd rather be on a beach somewhere with a cold drink in your hand and a book on your chest, catching some ZZZs in the shade. But you're not doing that, you're back in the office, or at home on the couch, trading your time for money, so you can afford your habit of ordering Chinese food at 11 pm. 

So to take back some power, you're scrolling memes on your phone in the middle of a meeting that could have just been an email.