Start your day with a laugh. 

You work hard all year long so that you can enjoy today off, so take a moment and pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself for all the value you bring to the world and most importantly, the share holder of your company. 

But today you aren't working, or at least I hope you aren't. Funny how labor day is only for the people who do "fake jobs." Many customer services and hospitality workers don't have today off, so if you're going out to a bar or planning on dinning out tonight, make sure you tip well.