The mascots from commercials are a staple of all of our childhoods. The M&M’s greet us over the holidays, Mr. Clean reminds us of our Dad, and the Applejack’s cinnamon stick man makes us question if that was kinda racist.

But of course, the internet had to go and mess them up. The beloved faces we know, love and buy products from have been put into the meme machine, and now they’re terrifying. Enjoy some childhood-eviscerating commercially-poisonous content