Get ready for a 20-step guide on how Scotland and Wales can overthrow England.

If the day is dragging, we have the perfect boost of serotonin for you; tweets listing conspiracy theories about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton. One of the best theories involves Kate competing in the U.K. version of Masked Singer. We all can’t wait for her rendition of “Murder on The Dancefloor” while dressed up as a corgi. Outside of the royal conspiracies, there are tweets on the Boeing airplane scandals (along with a tip to make sure you never fly a doorless Boeing plane). One user took the perfect photo of the villainous neighborhood cat who attacked both of her dogs (and won). There's no such thing as a top dog. Just a cat with evil intentions.

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