Bad news for finance bros and their overworked interns, Chainsmokers fans, crypto bros, and the small handful of non-insufferable folks who tried their luck in the stock market: We may be in the midst of what may be our fourth "once-in-a-lifetime" economic crash.

On Monday morning, a sell-off that began last week reached alarming new lows, the Dow Jones industrial average plummeting by roughly 1,000 points as Japan's market suffered its most significant crash since 1987's Black Monday. But as bankers are reeling — and CNBC's Jim Cramer attempts to reframe this possibly catastrophic downturn as a global economic flash sale — the fine folks of Twitter began pulling their weight, meme-ing the obliteration of trillions in investor wealth. 

Not even a TikTok dance can save us now!