The nearly ran man, the deuteragonist, the afterthought, is finally having his day in the sun.

Obviously, we are living in the Era of Luigi. He’s our modern-day Robin Hood, an Italian Jesse James, a vigilante full of veal and vim. He’s all over Twitter, and it’s a beautiful thing.

Aside from the glorious CEO shooter parade, there are also some funny takes on the Jay-Z scandal, some new political controversy that’s getting some laughs, and like always just some great non-topical jokes providing a relief from all the headlines.