Most warning signs say things like “Deer Crossing,” “Slippery Road Ahead” or the classic and simple “Do Not Touch.” But not all warning signs are so polite. 

Some warning signs cut right to the chase and promise extremely painful deaths. “Propellor will chop off your head.” “If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled.” There is no time for ambiguity when telling people – who are often prone to making bad decisions – that they are in imminent danger. 

Here are some signs that if you ever read in person, just turn the other way.