The local news is a treasure trove of insane characters finally getting their spotlight. The 24-hour news cycle means these shows need to fill time, so they really scrape from the bottom of the barrel. There are endless moments over the years of old ladies on the verge of death, people with hilarious names, and a ton of animals.

James Brown has been on the news a ton, showing off his teeth that are brighter than the sun, and of course, we had to include the internet classic Waterloo guy ripping off his shirt. They’re all given extensive interviews, and it’s hilarious.