25 Trashy Dating App Profiles from People Who Will Forever Be Single

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 10/01/2024 in Funny

The illusion of choice is a bias that causes many people to believe they have more control over their choices than they really do.

For example, you might think that online dating, with its endless list of options to swipe through, is a great way to avoid your "forever alone" fears. But spend just a little bit of time swiping, and you'll remember why you deleted Tinder six times previously.

Dating apps are loaded with the scum of the Earth, and many of them are single for a reason. Here are 25 trashy profiles from people we wouldn't want to touch with a 10-foot pole.

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“This is her first pic on her profile.”
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“Why I no longer have Tinder.”
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“A girl my brother found on Tinder.”
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“I can't figure out why I’m not matching.”
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“Real hinge profile I stumbled upon.”
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“My tinder options in Idaho.”
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“This lady's tattoo on Tinder.”
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“Using Tinder to cheat on your boyfriend works better when he's not in your profile picture.”
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“This is her first pic on her profile.”
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“Why I no longer have Tinder.”
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“A girl my brother found on Tinder.”
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“I can't figure out why I’m not matching.”
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“Real hinge profile I stumbled upon.”
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“My tinder options in Idaho.”
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“This lady's tattoo on Tinder.”
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“Using Tinder to cheat on your boyfriend works better when he's not in your profile picture.”
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