It’s not polite to complain about your children to strangers but these Twitter users and meme makers are a special exception. They are saying everything you wish you could say about your kid or about being a parent in general. So if you’re looking for 10 minutes away from your spawn, steal some time and get into these funny tweets and memes from parents just like you.

We’ve gathered all the greats like a kid with a Princess Diana obsession, YouTube videos explaining children's books, and strange would you rather questions. See one kid learns that using your ID in place for your credit card is very much against the law and he should prepare for his prison cell soon. The new Calvin Kline campaign with hot TV chef Jeremy Allen White accidentally depicts what it is like trying to get your kid ready in the morning.

So hide in the closet or the bathroom and get in some much-needed laughs at children’s expenses.