During Thanksgiving, little Johnny's parents were having friends and family over.

While mom was in the kitchen, she accidentally cut herself while cutting the turkey and yelled "F*CK!"

Little Johnny came rushing in and asked "Mommy, what does f*ck mean"? And embarrassed, she answered "It's just what I'm doing to the turkey, now go see what your fathers doing."

So he did and went to the bathroom. Dad was shaving and accidentally cut himself and yelled "SH*T!" Little Johnny asked "Daddy, what does sh*t mean?" " It's what is on my face, now go answer the door" he said embarrassedly.

So when little Johnny answered the door, one of the guest asked where his parents were. "Oh" he said. "Mommy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey and daddy's in the bathroom rubbing shit all over his face.